From Diamond Hands to Steering Wheel

Because someone has to drive these paper hands around town. *sigh*

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Ways to Cope

Liquidated Life

From trading shitcoins to delivering Big Macs. At least the fries are real.

Details (If you must)
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New Career Path

Yes, I had to sell the Lambo. This Honda Civic is... fine.

Details (It's painful)
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Stay Informed

Keep up with the latest news. Maybe avoid the crypto section.

Details (Learn from my mistakes)
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Drive When You Want

Because your 24/7 crypto trading schedule didn't work out anyway.

Learn more about actual income
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Get Paid in Real Money

Yes, actual dollars. Not some token that drops 99% while you sleep.

Learn more about fiat (it's not so bad)
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Join Our Community

Meet other bears who also thought they were the next crypto genius.

Learn more about group therapy
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